Marybeth was on the pill. She was kind to you.
Britt has a great body but she didn't like sex. She got married to someone else almost immediately after you broke up. She kept the cat.
Meg has a PhD, in Latin or Greek or something. She's older, and she knows how to dress.
Kerry was kind of walled off, emotionally. She broke your heart, and when we finally broke up you gave me a letter that was addressed to her.
Heather didn't want to talk about the relationship. She would fidget instead, and not meet your eyes.
Angela is gorgeous and she never had any money. Once she left a brand new guitar that you gave her in the back of her unlocked car and it got stolen. She didn't like your house.
Jody is creative, jealous, and prone to cleaning obsessively. She read O Magazine, but didn't have other hobbies. You fought like cats and dogs.
Christine is a massage therapist with a pet snake.
There are nameless girls, too. The one who you followed to England. The one who snuck into your dorm room that time. The one you were married to, who ran marathons and attempted suicide.